-Curse of a nightmare
* Story of a success and a lot of failures
* The upcoming renaissance
Just finished reading
Alexander-Sands of Ammon and The ends of earth
To Fairy Dear (for fixing my bug :-) )
Some time later I had a 'Wet Dream'. I must mention that it was an Irish cream and vodka cocktail, before you all start getting notions, not fit to be put down here. It tasted great!
-Fairy at Finntimes
This post isn't over. Not by a long shot.
Now there are so many things wrong with the last bit of that last sentence, I canÂt even begin.
Some bonus stuff
Economics for girls
Girls donÂt get it. They donÂt understand money.
They excel at the micro level. I mean, they can tell you that the milk Kroger is cheaper than the milk Walmart. They fail to understand that the drive from Walmart to Kroger is more expensive than the difference between the prices at these two stores. (Excluding, depreciation, cost of the time, other unnecessary stuff that we end up buying at Kroger).
Have you ever checked your girlfriends purse? A girls purse is a simplified version of the girl herself. Dont expect to see credit cards, money and driving license. They come last. Expect to see the unexpected. It could be a tampon or a bus ticket that she bought last year to her moms place. No, dont even dare to clean it and organize it. According to her, its already organized. Dont expect the money to be logically filed. 500 rupee note is followed by 5 rupee note is followed by 20 rupee note followed by 100 rupee note followed by 5 rupee note.
When was the last time a girl discussed her mutual funds, real estate investments and her retirement benefit plans with you? Never. When was the last time your mom/wife complained to you about the ever increasing prices of the commodities? Daily.
My mom once remarked that Vajpayee is fat. My aunt once remarked that Bill Clinton looks good and Nelson Mandela wears ridiculous shirts. Thats how much dont women get it.
If Jennifer Lopez is telling you that that her love dont cost a thing, dont take it literally and fall in love with her. Its just that she doesnt understand how much it costs.
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What is money?
What is a bank?
What is saving?
What is spending?
What is tax?