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Thursday, May 31, 2007

Sex and the pill

Last month just flew by.

I had too many mangoes, too much sex (by my standards) and did too little work. I couldnt have asked for a better pill.

To avoid the pill, I mean.

Last time I visited my family doctor he said, "Hmmm.. you dont look composed ... you are stressed out".

"Thanks doc. I know that. But I am here for something else. This fucking fever and this Sri Lanka lookalike spot on my stomach"

"Arrey, thats what I am talking about. Both your fever and Lanka are side effects of being stressed out". "Are you married?"

"I am single"

"You should get married. Well, that can be another source of stress for many people. Ha ha ha"

Doc gave me stress pills and another pill I am not sure about what is for.

Those stress pills are making me very sleepy.

Both the doc and I know that prevention is better than curing. So I delegated some of my work to my deputies at the expense of the launch of Foo getting delayed. But I thought I will give in, in a week. Surprisingly I didnt. (And I am back blogging during my work hours)

I concentrated 'more' on having those dinners, spending time with the girl, movies, quickies, mangoes, afternoon naps and much 'more' on not having those deadlines, financial constraints and responsibilities in my mind. Heck I have even started partying.

I dont think I have done it by design. I think it just happened by chance or it just happened because of the pills made me forget about my work load. Or may be spending time with the girl was worth more than anything else.

I am so stress free now that it is beginning to bother me.

I am visiting the doc tomorrow. I wonder if there is any stress inducing pill.


anantha said...

I had too many mangoes, too much sex (by my standards) and did too little work. I couldnt have asked for a better pill.

Mangoes or sex, I can't decide what I want more!

Btw, welcome back. Long time no see. :) How's Masa Shredder doing?

Twilight Fairy said...

so i can clearly interpret it as - you didn't have any mangoes and you didnt have any sex.. instead u have been working your ass off. :p

:-) said...

anantha my man: Yeah its been too long. I realized that I used to blog after I got htis comment from an old pal by name Two Penny. :)

Massa Shredder is a proud dad now. Thats an altogether great story.

Are you gearing up for Shivaji? We are! Big time. Booze, food and lots of hoots.

Fairy my baby: Ayyayyo. You got it all wrong.

I did eat more than 200 mangoes in the last month alone. :))

Coming to the sex part, I did set a new record for "the highest number of times in a single day". My peers are still scratching their heads as how to break this record (if at all they can)

Twilight Fairy said...

knnowing ur stories.. complement what you write is a standard rule :p..

What comment did TP leave?

:-) said...


Two Penny said...

Smiles, the 'number of times' record is irrelevant and you know that ;)

Fairy, check comments on the previous post.

Fairy, Smiley is a wily old player. He wont bluff on every hand. So call your bluffs wisely...

Smiles, actually, I used to hold the unofficial record for the highest blog-bluff-density. Why don't you try and beat that?

:-) said...

TeePee: NUMBer of times is irrelevant. In a way. Yeah. Thats true. :-)))

Two Penny said...

'appy birday dude...
Which one was this? The awesome 2 to the power 5?