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Friday, November 18, 2005

My new best friend



Dude, where is the remote?? and Hey! What happened to my tail?

This dude arrived from Russia a day before...and to my place, yesterday.
He is a French Bull Dog. According to the breeder, he is the fifth spotted
French Bull Dog in India and first in Andhra.

Yeah, you guessed it. After learning that, the first thing I asked the breeder
who imported him for me, was,...Hmmm...then whats my buddy gonna do
during the mating season? I was assured that by then there would be atleast
four females imported by him to Andhra.

So far, he hasnt barked even once. He just barely whined when I threw him in
the air to scare him. It took him couple of hours to sniff around my place. Once
he got settled, he suddenly got hyper active. Within notime I named him
"Shredder" because by then he shredded everything made out of paper.

He chewed on my shoes, peeed on my Sub woofer, shat at five strategic
locations, bit my hand and simply refused to sleep in the kitchen and to be tied
up. There was no way I could have my food and beer in the evening.

Its only a matter of time before he eats up my telephone cable and signs on my
recliner and make the wires behind the TV his bone hideout place.

In the morning when he woke up, he demanded lots of attention. He watched
me wearing my trousers with such an amazement that even I had to wonder.

This morning, while I was reading my main edition, he ate my sports edition.
I think, life as I knew it is pretty much over.

Now, all I need to do is name him. :-)

18 comments:

Swathi said...

he seems chooo chweeeeet,
n I'm still laughing at the thought of him watching u dress :)

:-) said...

:-)

Prerona said...
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Prerona said...

Dude, he is really cute! We should get some more snaps :)

:..M..: said...

SMILEY!!!!!!!!!!! WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME!!!! YOU KNOW I LOVE DOGS!!!!

You know where am I going to live once I come to Hyd now! (Ofcourse, Bosco has to get along with your dog then!)

Earth Monkey said...

Hmmm... wowee, now you have a live-in dog. :)))))))))))

Shredder aint half bad a name da. If your dog dont like it, I'll have it :p :)) In that case you can call hin french-fries :) or wtf, you can even call him french kiss. Whos stopping you???? :p :)

And you start taking french classes. NOW...

:-) said...

yummy: bosco ya tobsco...my spotty can take them all. Dont you worry baby.

Dude: Forget classes. He is teaching me everything about french kisses. He is licking me all over.

Earth Monkey said...

I've been thinking about it and the naming possibilities for your dog are amazing. His being frech makes him damn cool. Call him Deja Voodoo, call him Mon Pere, Marquis von Kennel, baron doggie de bones....
Hmmmm....
I think this will keep me occupied for a while. I'll read some alaxandre dumas and drink some fine white wine and get back with an updated list :)))

:-) said...

Pre: Your deleted comment is delivered to my inbox. (Thanks to gmail). You are still too shy. Come on baby. What do you want to know. :-)

:-) said...

Dude (again)..You know ..I dont know how many times I will have to thank you if you can come up with a name. Spotty sounds so ordinary. ":-)

Patrix said...

Whatz wrong with Shredder? I love it.

Anonymous said...

I like 'Shredder' too, but if you are looking for alternate names.. how about 'Moscow? He came from Russia afterall ! Or 'Woofer' in honor of your damp sub-woofer ;-)

Prerona said...

I thought he was already dude! and :) ur a brat!

abhishek said...

damn cute man... :)

Anonymous said...

why dont you help in him in mating season ;-) just kidding...very cute puppy

Manish Bhatt said...

Ha ha ha! At first look, I thought you've crossed a rabbit and a dog by some fiendish tick of photoshop. But it's for real. Go figure.

Sakshi said...

He is damn cute....

Check out the new member of my family....here

jaded said...

oh my god, i love him!he's sooooo cute!and shredder shortened to shreddy is my pick:-)