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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

A note

She has these incredible sexy chocoloty browny edges on her lips.
Her saliva is so neutral you can drink her. Probe her under her
tongue and drink her.

I rested one of my hands on her plump rump. Then squeeezed it.
She steamed. I took some liberty and ran my hand over her breast
to feel her hardened nipple. I rested there and squeezed her.

She grew hesitant and said, No.
What do you mean by No?

No, you cant do that.
What do you mean by I cant do that?

We can kiss on lips. Thats all.
(My hand still on her breast) That sucks. But logically it shouldnt matter.
Took some more liberty and kissed her on her nipple.

No, we cant do this. We can kiss, though.

Note to self: The white Jockey Elance you are wearing is not exactly
your luckiest wear.
Another note to self: Girls are so complicated.

29 comments:

:..M..: said...

Did you work your charm right tho, Smiley? Coz the last time I checked you were fine ;)

:-) said...

I did. I did. I am not discussing what happened later. :-) Lets just stick to the beginning. :-) It will make a nice story..sorry ...nice beginning....btw, do you know what happened later?

:..M..: said...

It makes for an unusual beginning..then again, I shouldn't be surprised since it's a girl!!

I can guess what happened later - knowing you, it's not that difficult!

:-) said...

Yummy: Really!!!!...looks like you do know some stuff..about girls I mean...and if you are ever high...I guess you know what to do and who to call....

:-) said...

I can assure you that you wont be disappointed. :-)

:-) said...

Pardon the pun but, the pleasure will be mine. :-)

:..M..: said...

I knw alot of other stuff too ;) We never got around to getting to know those aspects of you and I ;))

So you know what to do when you're high

:-) said...

Ok. I thought I knew what to do to get high. :-) Ofcourse I know what to do when I am high. You think you can handle that. I mean, you think you can handle that? As always, the pleasure is mine. No need to mention that I make sure its yours too.

:..M..: said...

Lol! You know what I mean, dumbo. And ofcourse I can handle that. No..wait..ofcourse, I can handle that

Twilight Fairy said...

ok congratulations both of u. Alpha, finally smiley is an item :)...and both the item numbers are handling each other pretty well..

Earth Monkey said...

TF, even a blind pig finds an acorn every now and then. But only pigs with eyesight go for more :) So you and Alpha (and Lee, Patrix, Gabby, Nonick, Whodidimiss.....) better not put your guard down already :p

Earth Monkey said...

Smiles, you are a pig, but not blind by a long shot. go for home run man... these nudges into the gaps for a single or two, they get boring after a while ;)

Twilight Fairy said...

pig and acorn? oink.. I thought acorn was something the squirrel collected..and soft porn was something that smiley dear is quite adept at...

Earth Monkey said...

TF, *sigh* thats the giant point. the blind pig doesnt know its just a measly acorn cos he is... well... blind... damn, now you've gone and ruined the joke. now buy me BEER and make up for it... ;) :)))))

alpha said...

TF: I walked in yesterday and retreated as soon as I saw nipples...Good thing he isn't married..we'd have got a graphic ho-down with photos. I am sure EarthMonkey is praying he gets married soon.

leela said...

** Rated Gross

ROFL! When I started reading, i thought you were talking about Shredder. I freaked out reading about you 'probing under her tongue'!

(P.S. I know, the small point about Shredder being alpha male was temporarily forgotten.

P.P.S. Good to know you're getting some action finally :)

Earth Monkey said...

Leela, wait for part two. Smiles can still surprise us with a twist :p
moral of the next part: bitches can be soooo complicated :))))))))) lol... gee, I am giddy with anticipation :D

Leela said...

Tut tut Earth Monkey. Giddy with anticipation about Smiley's sexploits. Isn't there a Ms. Monkey somewhere you can monkey around with? Most of Smiley's stories are fiction anyway. :)

:-) said...

Monkey, please dont tell me you are jealous. :-) We all very well know that its not a blind pig and an acorn, but the mighty kong the awesome watty watts herself. :-)

Sigh. Do I even have to mention her heavenly screams or does someone need to learn how to handle a princess. :-)

:-) said...

Fairy: Thanks for noticing my 'item' and numbering it. Where did we land? 6.5 or 9.

Alpha: Are you sure? Because I was the one who was shirtless. Psst..dont leak that third nipple.

:-) said...

Dude Monkey, You guessed it right man, bitches are complicated. Thats why I prefer missionary.

:-) said...

Leela: Monkey knows his Ms like the back of his hand. Oops did I comeup with wrong usage? Btw, Shredder is a he. Trust me, a shredder is the last thing you would wanna mess with. :-)

:-) said...

Leela: 'playing around' though is a right usage. No wonder you were nominated.

Oh wisest of all apes: Yeah, home run it must be man. Home run it must be.

Earth Monkey said...

Leela, ms munky wont find a place in the virtual world. Some things I prefer real ;)

Smiles, king kong and whoa??? daaaymmmn maaynnn... aaaiiiiyyyyyaaaaa. Some species musnt even be allowed to ho-hummm-ahem. How about ms harley and mr davidson? :)))) They should make some noise... :)

Home run it must be. Amen :p :))))

Anonymous said...

lol. sounds like ur having fun! :) Prero.

GratisGab said...

Okaaaayyyy...
Smiley, maha disappointed. So much ado about 1st base??? O well...so we now can gauge the Smiley charms.

Or maybe he can fix the damage in the sequel as we are often promised??

:D

:-) said...

Monkey: Going by the amount of hair I have on my back, Kongy sounded like apt. Btw, that was a typo, it must be 'Kink Kong'. I know you are smart enough to guess the kong part. :-)

Dear Home Run: A base is a base. There is a sequel. But lets stick to a single x on this blog. Sequels also damage the image of homeless scoreless smiley.

Paaro: You can join. All you have to do is just ring my bell.

anantha said...

Hmmm...
*reads once and then again and goes back to Literotica*

*On second thoughts closes Literotica and starts reading Smiley's archives over masala dosa*

:-) said...

LOL anti...